December 2010
12 posts
1 tag
2 tags
I think I'm going to watch...
American Idol this season…because after seeing all the commercials for it I realized I really love Jennifer Lopez.
1 tag
So I'm at my mom's best friends annual Christmas...
And I don’t really want to be here so I’m just sitting outside on the back porch drinking Capri Sun and people keep coming out here to smoke and that’s when the drama happens. I’m just sitting here watching the crazy white people on clean house who want to keep some random calendar from 2007 when a group of people come out and start yelling about family drama.
1 tag
3 tags
So Im at the eye doctor
And he is so cute. You know how as a doctor he has to get close to me, but the whole time in my head I keep saying “Whip it out, just whip it out right now.”
1 tag
I've gone to the mall four days in a row...
I just want to sit my fat black ass down and not walk ever.
Also, I just watched my RHoBH and everything is better now.
1 tag
“I was having fun, then I saw you and my fun went soft.”
– Roger Smith from American Dad
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
What if i got everyone Chia Pets for Christmas? How pissed would everyone be? I mean I’m not going to because they’d take my presents from me, but what if?
2 tags
My bad eyes...
It’s always so hard to read those CAPTCHA things. I assume it’s because I’m basically blind, but sometimes I think it’s because I’m slowly turning into a robot.
