August 2010
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Love is when your incredible roommate brings you a gyro from her work.
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Gonna change my name to “perma-3rd wheel.”
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Does anyone play words with friends? I’m obsessed.
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So i took this poetry class last year and ~learned~ something about myself and my writing. Our first poem assignment was to write whatever we wanted and I wrote the biggest cliche in poetry history. For the second poem though we had to write from the point of view of someone else and I totally picked my favorite person ever, LINDSAY LOHAN. Well anyways the teacher responded positively to it and...
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So I'm taking this class...
And the teacher is always 15 minutes late, but I have to come at least 10 minutes early to get a good seat so I don’t have to sit next to some sweaty kid.
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Finding it hard not to be that kid sitting in the corner yawning and giving judgmental looks.
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What did you do this morning?
Well my naked roommate trimmed my wild armpit hair.
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So my roommates boyfriend was in Spain for the summer and brought back a bunch of liquor. We had cannabis infused absinthe.
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I got a call from a blocked number at 4:38 am and answered it just to hear someone say my name mumble something then hang up. I’m pretty sure I’m going to die.
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Blacks
So I’m on the road and a sign just told me 2 in 5 blacks are killed by abortion! I just need to share…
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Ya know war sucks? 7 hour car rides from south Florida to Tallanasty.
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Going into my junior year of college and I really just want to know if it’s okay that I still don’t really know what I want to be after college. Is it okay that I’m still banking on falling in love with a billionaire who can support me and let me do whatever the fuck I want with my life.
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I've watched both seasons of
She’s Got The Look, and I can’t wait to watch the third.
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I’ve said “fucking bitch” way too many times in the past two days.
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None of my Facebook ”friends” are making homophobic statuses about ruining the country :(
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brother: I need a condom, do you still have that magnum?
me: No...I thought you had a lot?
brother: I only have the ones [his former best friend] gave me and they don't fit.
me: DAMN!!!
me a few minutes later to myself: Did my little brother just tell me he has a big dick...?
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I hope Rachel Zoe gets pregnant and names her melty-faced child Ba-nan-as Chanel Zoe.
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What bank do rich people use? I want to know which bank Paris Hilton keeps her money in.
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All time favorite candy
Lemonheads.
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I went to a hookah place last night and there were cupcakes and vodka gummy bears and it was someones birthday but I don’t remember who’s.
