We have to read Practical Magic for one of my classes and guuuurlll I’ve seen the movie a dozen times. Love Nicole and Sandra. When I was younger it was one of my favorite movies along with To Wong Foo.
So yesterday on the bus this boy I had the biggest crush on last year sat next to me. We didn’t talk, but when he reached his arm past my face to get off the bus, I got a whiff of him. He smelled like beautiful.
I got to thinking about the boys I get crushes on and apparently freshman and sophomore years I had a thing for Christian boys. Three in particular really stand out for me because they were fiiiiiinnnneeee. There was this one boy who could sing and was like super religious and I asked him out in a date (kinda) and he was like ‘sure’ but nothing ever happened so I cried.
There was also this boy who was like “in the closet” I guess, but he was cute and wanted to wait for marriage to have sex, but we made out a few times and I think I was too handsy because he never talked to me again.
The third boy was that kid on the bus who walked up to me and my friend just laying out on campus and asked us if we wanted to do a scavenger hunt. I didn’t even get to talk to him, but we my friend and I won the scavenger hunt. We also got introduced to the Christian Crusaders. (scary)
Now I live near a Christian fraternity house and they have these BBQ’s and I wanna go and keep them all.
I’m 20 so thats not that bad right. I mean my little brother got his at 17, and I was like well fuck,Rachel Ray didn’t get her license until she was 25. So if I follow my own logic I’ll get my license at 25 and be rich and famous…and slightly annoying.
Whenever I see these crazy TMI question posts, I get weirded out. You are fun to follow and all but shit I don’t want to read all about how you fingered yourself in the middle school bathroom last year.
You know what fuck it because I’m gonna totally make out with this straight boy and heavily imply that he can stay in my bed because all of my roommates have boyfriends and are heavy on the “love making” and my ass sits here and reads peoples blogs so I’m gonna make out with everybody and show my penis to ALL the people.
Tomorrow my two best friends/roommates are having a 21st and it’s going to be the debut of my new hair. I shaved the sides of my afro (I’m still trying to grow it out for a Janelle monae pompadour) and dyed it burgundy, because I like the attention.
So I’m watching this movie on lifetime about some Amish kids who start going to “real” school. Though I’m not paying attention to this movie at all (Two Weeks Notice is on) I’m pretty sure the Amish kids are going to get slut makeovers and become the popular kids at school.