January 2011
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I just really want cosmic leggings
but everyone hates me.
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So we watched some YouTube video of a little girl dancing to Beyonce’s Single Ladies and of course I wanted to get up in front of the class and show the little bitch how it’s really done.
The point of this post, though, is that after we watched the little girl dance we watched the real video and the professor was like yeah so that’s a guy and she points at the guy dressed as a...
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Licked a guys nipple.
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When a straight guy calls you a gay mentor does that mean he wants to fuck you?
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Guys...
I can’t wait for everyone to start calling the Annie with Willow Smith, Black Annie.
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Remember in Juno when Ellen Page went to get that abortion and that cute asian girl was talking about fingernails and shit?
She had an adorable voice.
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“Somewhere along the line…I think I heard the word bitch.”
– Tami from the Basketball wives.
Also, things I say while someone is talking to me.
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Drunk
Wearing a snuggle as a kimono.
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So I have to write a piece of non fiction
But all I really know how to write about is pregnant girls with daddy issues.
I guess I have to get pregnant so I can write about myself.
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I'm trying bangs today
Feeling real glamorous.
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Just put it on his butt...that's not gay.
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I want to do that Regional dialect thing...
but I look and sound awkward and I said ‘daddy’ after I send daddy long legs…but like in a really weird way.
